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"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."

— Julian Wakefield

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"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness."

— Alicia Silverstone

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"If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either."

— Dick Cavett

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"It’s a tumor!"
“…No, that’s an ear"

— Aaron Bell

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"I don’t know what to say, I’m like caught in the model"

— Alice Waites

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"I’m never saying anything ever again"
“Really?”
“I’m not falling for that"

— Alice Waites

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"Are we gonna get food or a drink?"
“We don’t really have to choose between the two, we’re not empoverished”
“Yeah, It’s like aushcwitz… Oh wait, they didn’t get fed at all there did they?"

— Alice Waites

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"You know those touchscreen blackberry’s? My mate smashed his on the floor cause he thought it was a cell phone"

— Alice Waites

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"I thought your nan gave you money last week" "Yeah I spent it on drugs"

— My stupid friends.

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"CAUTION: Knife is very sharp. Keep out of children"

— Knife packaging